Being a mom to a wild toddler boy isn't really what I had ever pictured. I'm not quite sure what I had in mind when it came to kiddos, but it certainly wasn't, "Hey mom, this is a big poop, right?".
If you or someone you know has a toddler boy, I imagine that you've experienced or heard a few of these exciting revelations from the bathroom:
1) "Hey mom, my poop stinks today". Great, turn the fan on.
2) "Mommy, if I eat too much cheese my poop will hurt, right?"... Yes, absolutely.
3) "Oops! I think I forgot to wipe my butt". Disgusting.
4) "If I get poop in my underwear, will you be mad at me?". No, only disgusted.
Completely random story to follow:
"Mommy! Today, at school, two birds pooped on the school. And birds aren't allowed to poop on the school because the teachers will get mad. And its not good when teachers are mad. Those were some bad birds, right mom?"
(I later asked Titan's teacher, WHAT THE HECK IS HE TALKING ABOUT? She had NO clue.)
Poop. Everyone does it but only boys (young and old) talk about it.
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